Chapter: 5, Part: 4

The Hypes of "Christ" - just Monkey's Fuss for Flops n' Slobs

Christianity the attempt at the perfect crime



The Monkey Christ measured by his “Lord’s Prayer”


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Monkey-Christ's “Lord’s Prayer” - another Lesson of  an Incarnation of Perfidy



"If you fast, you will give rise to sin for yourselves; and if you pray, you will be condemned; and if you give alms, you will do harm to your spirits.” (Jesus "Christ" according to The Gospel of Thomas)



Christian prayer turns out to be  a play of Christian bedlam how to make business with “god”:



Mt 6:8 NRSV

8  ,,…  for your Father knows what you need before you ask him.




Thus, he admits that praying is unnecessary.   Without prayer god knows the needs of the concerned.  Therefore, it is a logical inference  when  Yehoshua-ben-Pandera (aka: “Jesus "Christ" ”) says according to “The Gospel of Thomas”: 





Jesus said to them (disciples), "If you fast, you will give rise to sin for yourselves; and if you pray, you will be condemned; and if you give alms, you will do harm to your spirits.[i]


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Thus, praying is not only excessive  but also harming.  Hell  is threatening the prayers and therefore the prayers are condemned. Therefore, Christian foul mouths condemn themselves to be going to hell  by praying the “Lord’s Prayer”, nobody gulled them into doing but this fellow they lifted  to their “god” (Jesus "Christ" )! Whoever honestly can doubt that this is the just future for the accursed onto god (see: De 21:23), viz, Christian foul mouths?  According to Christian bedlam praying means sinning!  However, folks believing in god are used to praying. Hence, the accursed onto god (Christians)cannot refrain from praying if they successfully want to feign a “religion”  believing in „god“ or in their  self-made „god“ (Jesus Satan’s Christ, the accursed one onto god according to De 21:23) …!   For such reasons this deceivers’ sect that is bogus beyond belief cannot do without the „condemnation“ and “harm” of praying and therefore their faking “god” Yehoshua-ben-Pandera (Christian jargon: Jesus "Christ" ) inveigles his fellow underhand foul players or objectifications (incarnations)  of perfidy  into praying the “Lord’s Prayer”!


There is no hypocrite,

Like Jesus "Christ" !

Christian bedlam and sect,

That is  Satan’s toilet!



In the „sermon on the mountain“ -- the  most perfidious gimmick of Christian hypes --  the accursed one onto god (De 21:23), death penalty convict, lawfully condemned felon and “god” of the Christian hypocrites  (“Jesus "Christ" ”) tempts  others into  praying in the following way:



Mt 6:5-7 NRSV

5  "And whenever you pray, do not be like the hypocrites; for they love to stand and pray in the synagogues and at the street corners, so that they may be seen by others. Truly I tell you, they have received their reward.

6  But whenever you pray, go into your room and shut the door and pray to your Father who is in secret; and your Father who sees in secret will reward you.

7  "When you are praying, do not heap up empty phrases as the Gentiles do; for they think that they will be heard because of their many words.




The one that has the least right to blame others for hypocrisy indeed has the cheek to blame others for that he is to blame at most! The master of perfidy knows how to operate with psychological projections!

Who is a more hypocrite: Those, who pray abundantly or somebody that thinks that praying is a condemnation while persuading others into praying …?



There is no hypocrite,

Like Jesus "Christ" !

The accursed one by god,

This poor old sod!

This feigning n’ faking cur,

Disguised in a glossy fur!



Here, it is about the very typical venom of psychological projections of Yehoshua-ben-Pandera (aka: “Jesus "Christ" ”).  Possibly, may be and perhaps the scolded Pharisees are hypocrites. However, the hypocrite of all hypocrites is Yehoshua-ben-Pandera (hypocrite name: Jesus "Christ" )! Whoever can outdo an accursed one onto god feigning to be an associate (“son”) of “god”?  Please, tell me: whoever? More over, the  hypocrites of all hypocrites are the henchmen of an accursed one by god, i.e., the  Christian foul mouths. Not to mention that the Pharisees are no felons, murderers and mass-murderers Christian foul mouths demonstrably unmasked themselves!  What sect ever killed about 300 millions of human beings Christian sect did in a most cruel way? In addition, Christian abominable murders are only the tip of an iceberg of Christian atrocities and abominations. Whoever can doubt that the Bible (De 21:23) is right admonishing us that here an accursed one onto god is romping around? Whoever can doubt that Christian foul mouths call and worship Satan and his Messiah as “god”?


At least „Lord“ Hatred, Vengeance and Venom (aka: “Jesus "Christ" ”) and his fellow Christian underhand foul players or curs in furs have the right to throw stones at others. 



There is no hypocrite,

Like Jesus "Christ" !

Satan’s miserable  catamite!

That groans n’ cries in the night!



More over, it is about a business in exchange of Yehoshua-ben-Pandera („Jesus "Christ" “).  On the one hand, there are his “the sick needing a physician” (Lu 5:31) and on the other, the faking “god” of theirs.  The one part of this business prays and the other part pays (rewards), corresponding the faking or contrivances of this bedlam. Instead of otherwise feigned „modesty“, here one only can read: reward, reward, reward …! Very typical of  hypocrites, liars and deceivers, viz,  very typical of Christian foul mouths! The dirty matter is wrapped by its opposite, here, gluttonous hunger for power mendaciously is passed as  “modesty”, “humbleness”, oh yeah, even as“ selflessness”.  There is no lie and mendacity Christian foul mouths and Jesus (Satan’s) Christ, viz, the accursed onto god  are not capable of perpetrating.


It is about a fancied business in return as far as the concerned hypocrites and experts of deception believe in that, at all. The one (part of this business) is worshiping (a fellow or Satan or Satan’s Messiah) as  “god” and the other (part of this business) promises everything to them the nature of the worshipers is lacking and everything they cannot achieve by fair play but by foul play, deception  of sham-privileges.  In addition, veiling this gibe Yehoshua-ben-Pandera (alias: Jesus Satan’s Christ) wraps this abomination as “brotherly love” , “love toward his enemies” or even as “love to god”…  Whatever honest being can doubt that Satan and his Messiah (Yehoshua-Ben-Pandera) are called and worshiped (as) “god” by the accursed onto god (De 21:23)?


Christian prayers are like the behavior of a prostitute that evenly has nothing to do with “love”: the one lies down and he other one pays.  The one part of business prays, the other one pays reward, even if there are only sham-rewards and counterfeit money those “ who are poor in spirit” (Mt 5:3) are incapable of realizing …! “Selflessness“ is only the mask of  Mafiosi nobody lacks more than those the accursedonto god (De 21:23)! 


It is about the business in return that the one fakes to be acting “god” so that the other part of this business can fool itself to be “favorites of heaven” having the sham-right to torment,  torture and slaughter those to whom they cannot hold a candle. Thus, Christian faked “brotherly love” destroys any fair play among human beings as far their advantage, profit, benefit and selfishness is concerned.


The goal of this Christian “humbleness” and “modesty” is the selfishness to become slaveholders (“shepherds”) of humankind and abase their fellow human beings to be their slaves (“sheep”).  Those unscrupulous felons – with self-made “god” and “conscience”  exactly adjusted to their depravity and crimes -  stoop to any foul play,  perfidy, mendacity, depravity, infamy, outrage, atrocity and other sorts of abominations to get their way (of becoming slaveholders or “shepherds” of humankind).  That is nothing astonishing! That is the proper behavior of those that are accursed onto god (De 21:23)! Everything else would be miraculous!


Feigning “morals” mean to get one’s mendacity, foul play and crimes unassailable. That is why Yehoshua-Ben-Pandera is interested in “god” and “morals” or “love”.  Praying is only a matter of hypocrisy if one secretly is convinced that it harms. More over, the hypocrisy of hypocrisy is the “Lord’s Prayer”! However, this is not only the case because he secretly thinks that praying does condemn the prayers but because he “teacher” of the prayer impertinently brags about being the “god” that is to be worshiped in that way as we are going to demonstrate, now.

 Those are the terms of business of the accursed onto god (De 21:23) and their  very “brotherly love” …!



Christian lie  is already perpetrated by faking something to be real that does not exist, not to mention by  a felons’ sect gluttonous hunger  for power  that does not shrink from any foul play, perfidy  mendacity, vindictive  crime and  infamous abomination in favor of its selfishness. 


Already the following quotations sufficiently debunk the delusion of grandeur of the accursed one onto god (De 21:23) and the death penalty convict that is lifted  to Christian accomplices’ “god”. The following phrases of his demonstrate that he fakes to keep those powers or authorities he indirectly and “generously” admits to the god (father) in the “Lord’s Prayer”.


    Mt 24:35 NRSV

 „35  Heaven (and thus god) and earth will pass away, but my words will not pass away.

·       Mt 28:18 NRSV  

18  „...All authority in heaven and on earth has been given to me (Jesus "Christ" and not to god)”

·       Joh 6: 48 NRSV

48 “I (Jesus "Christ" and not god) am the bread of life. “

·       Joh 16:15 NRSV  

15  All that the Father (god) has is mine (of Jesus "Christ" ). For this reason I (Jesus "Christ" ) said that he (god) will take what is mine and declare it to you (“the sick needing a physician”).”

·       Joh 11:25 NRSV

 25  … Jesus said to her, "I (Jesus "Christ" and not god) am the resurrection and the life …”

·       Joh 14:6 NRSV

6 „ ... I (Jesus "Christ" and not god) am the way, the truth, and the life …



Is not the accursed one onto god (De 21:23) fastidous, isn’t he …?  Are  not Satan and his (Jesus) Christ very ambitious …?  


My word, that is a paragon of   „modesty“ and „humbleness“ for the Pharisees, Judas Isariot and the whole world …!  However, do not blame that creep n’ crook full of spook and king of the goofs that much …


Oh yes, I am the great pretender,

Called Jesus "Christ" ,

Being of Satan’s gender!



This, epitome and objectification (incarnation) of perfidy, i.e. "sick one needing a physician" (Lu 5:31) the king of all brutes has the cheek and (sham-) right for blaming others, e.g., the Pharisees because of arrogance and superciliousness  …!  I see, he has …!  Oh yeah, he even admonishes others not to throw stones at evildoers if they do transgressions. Did not he say that you shall not throw stones at the sinner?  So, did not he foresightedly care for himself and his Christian objectifications (incarnations)  of perfidy  …? Lying without blushing that is the first thing an accursed one onto god (De 21:23) and his fellow objectifications (incarnations)  of perfidy  must  have learned …



Who wonders, except the accursed onto god (De 21:23) ? 



Jesus "Christ" , Jesus "Christ" !

Man’s deceiver and hypocrite!

Full of lies, full of spite!

Make truths dark like the night!


Convicted felon by a fair court,

Lurks the felons, last and losers, first!

Taking revenge in the bog and murk,

Those are the “glad tidings” of this jerk!



By this phony boasts he indeed lifts himself up to the “god”. That is the way he and his father Satan want to escape the truth being accursed onto god (De 21:23) by exalting himself to “god” …  If Satan and his (Jesus) Christ fancy themselves to be god they infer that they cannot be accursed onto god, any longer because they do not accursed themselves … That is why there is Christian Mafia’s mystery: Cur “deus” homo (Why “god” become man?) … That is why Satan’s sect has a as “god” of its own, a fellow desperado and terrorist (death penalty convict) of its is faking “god” of it, no other sect and religion has –provided that Christian organized crime is to call a sect or religion but a Mafia!


Therefore, whoever contests that he does not exalt himself to be “god” indirectly and inadvertently says that the Christian foul mouths’ “god’s” word is lying and deceiving and thus a matter of crime but not of religion.  That is what Prophet Muhammad and the Muslims do: they first say Jesus "Christ" did not claim to be “god” and consequently (and secondly) they say that the Christian “god’s word” is faked and therefore deception.  Muhammad even reveals that on doomsday Yehoshua-ben-Pandera (Satan name: Jesus "Christ" ) will witness against his Christian henchmen that he did not lift up himself to be “god” and therefore the Christian will go to hell.[ii] Whatever honest and decent individual can doubt that this is due punishment for those worshipers of Satan perpetrating the most abominations on planet Earth …?  Whoever can doubt that this is the right place to which Christian foul mouths belong?  



Once more, the accursed one onto god (De 21:23)  loses his mask while  faking to be “god” since only human beings pray but no omniscient and almighty gods! Whoever prays to god might be a human or inhuman being or an animal but no god because no god prays to god …! Corresponding the Christian bedlam Yehoshua-ben-Pandera (Satan name: Jesus "Christ" ) condemns himself by praying (as the Planet’s most stinking hypocrite and underhand foul player).


The just quoted phony boasts of this imposter are very important, in particular, in the context of the Christian foul mouths’ hype of the so-called “Lord’s Prayer”. The question -- he does not answer – is why he gulls others into praying to another person (“god father”) that does not keep the authority to accomplish that what is asked in the prayers.  Only that one is able to accomplish prayers’ request that is keeping “all authority in heaven and on Earth”. According to Yehoshua-ben-Pandera (Satan name: “Jesus "Christ" ”) god does not have the questioned authority because the great pretender (“Jesus "Christ" ”) pretends keeping it (see: Mt 28:18)!



I am Jesus "Christ" the great impostor,

Foul play and megalomania I foster!



However, there is still more to it than that. According to Joh 16:15 god even has to ask the Christian top desperado and terrorists Jesus (Satan’s and the Christian foul mouths’) Christ for permission if he wants anything …!

Whoever honestly can doubt that the ominous “father” to whom Yehoshua-ben-Pandera (Satan name: Jesus "Christ" ) is used to praying is nobody but Satan?


 That is why consequently Christian foul mouths are used to praying to “Lord” H (Hatred) – in Christian euphemistic language: “Lord Jesus "Christ" ”.  Mt 28:18 (“all authority in heaven and on Earth …”) sufficiently turns out Christian “Lord’s Prayer” as a sheer   hype! Everywhere hypocrisy, mendacity, lies, deception, depravity, perfidy and foul play! That is Christian organized crime!


There’s no hypocrite,

Like Jesus "Christ" !




 Does not this wily rogue know how to prevent himself from convicting to be a liar and deceiver? Yehoshua-ben-Pandera (Christian jargon: Jesus "Christ" ) is perfidious enough as to gull his henchmen (“the sick needing a physician” – Lu 5:31) into emulating the abomination of his.  He presumes to coach his accomplices (sick Christian foul mouths – see: Lu 5:31) how to make a good bargain with “god” in order to get worshiped as that “god”, in exchange.


In order to make a business with that “god” one first has to insert something (prayers) into the automaton so that it passes out the goods, in exchange.  “God bless you“– that means: god repays you. That is Christian foul mouths’ „brotherly love“ business: repay, reward, in exchange, in return …! That unveils the Christian bedlam!


 Now, Yehoshua-ben-Pandera (cur in fur name: „Jesus "Christ" “) feigns naming  the „right“ terms of business (TOB) to do business with „god“.  He  finally  does not believe in that (see: Logion 14, The Gospel of Thomas)  since he and the  Christian toilet and bedlam fake him (“Jesus "Christ" ”) to be that  “god” to which one is prayed. Nobody believes in god that fakes himself to be “god”! As already said, no god prays to god, in particular, to a god that has to ask him (the praying one) for permission if he (the prayed one) desires something! More over, no god prays if prayer condemns the prayer …!


Let us summarize:


Firstly: The impostor „teaches“ his fellow rogues and curs in furs  a prayer although praying allegedly condemns the prayers. 

Secondly:  He coaches them to pray  to  a person (“father”) that does not have the authority of accomplishing the prayer’s requests, as he says in another passage.  Only he (another person) allegedly is able to accomplish such requests.  

Thirdly:  He gulls his henchmen into praying to the person of „father“, although this ominous „father“ has to ask another person (the „son“ of Satan?) for permission if he desires anything …“


My name is Jesus "Christ" !

My business? Satan’s best fight!



Now, let us scrutinize each order of questioned prayer:



First order of prayer: Our Father in heaven, hallowed be your name.


Second order of prayer: Your kingdom come. 


Third order of prayer: Your will be done, on earth as it is in heaven.


Fourth order of prayer:   Give us this day our daily bread.


Fifth order of prayer:   And forgive us our debts, as we also have forgiven our debtors.


Sixth order of prayer:   And lead us not into temptation, But deliver us from evil. 


Addition from the second century: “... because Thine is the reign, and the power, and glory – to the ages”




Our Jesus, murder bomb,

Out of the Christian catacomb!


Your deceits and folly,

We always sham to be holy!



Your underhand foul play shall be granted,

By us it always will be canted.


Holy be Eucharist feat,

It's you we Christian cannibals want to eat!


Your crimes will be done!

As long the world has not gone!


Our Constantinian donation give us today,

Cause even a Christian underhand cannot murder all the way!


And finally free us form our bad conscience,

That always threatens us with vengeance!


Consider, since you want to be worshiped our "god":

We never want to know that we are poor old sod!


And yours are the rats,

The pope traps!


And the creeps n' crooks,

Stooping to your spooks!


And the shit,

In the pit!


And all the underhand,

Without end!









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[i]  The Gospel of Thomas, (NHC II,2), Translated by Thomas O. Lambdin, Logion 14, on:



[ii] Koran Su 4:159