June 2, 2011 – The „Ascension into Heaven“ of a Felon from the Death Row

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Ben-Pandera`s („Jesus`“) Ascension into a Heaven that does not exist according to his Views




Hans Atrott

 Author of the book „Jesus`Bluff“[1]


On July 31, 1999, the then incumbent of the Archbishop of Canterbury admitted: "... we cannot ...know (that) he (Jesus) was raised ...from the dead."[2] We (Christians) cannot say that what we say but we lie each lie that is profitable for us (Christians)...! Exalting themselves as shepherds (human race) and degrading their fellow humans as sheep, a species belonging to the animals, indeed the Christian deceivers contrived. They impose a lot of ridiculous lies on the world but none of them is that ruthless as unscrupulous than the one that the instigator of Christian sect – a felon from the death row – did not only „rise from the dead“ but also ascended into heaven...

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Early Christian  inquisitor Irenaeus (140 – 202) – as usual, a terrorist from the death row –  while prosecuting all then existing and imaginable „heresies“, indirectly admits that his fellow Christians, lie about Ben-Pandera`s (Jesus „Christ`s) „ascension into heaven“. He verbatim speaks about „His (Jesus`) assumption into the heavens[3]

How can „Godot“ (Jesus) have „ascended into heaven" if he did not believe in the existence of any heaven?

Lu 17:20-21 NRSV

20   Now when he was asked by the Pharisees when the kingdom of God would come, He answered them and said, "The kingdom of God does not come with observation;

21 „nor will they say, ‘See here!’ or ‘See there!’ For indeed, the kingdom of God is within you."


His disciples said to him, "When will the kingdom come?"
 [Jesus said], "It will not come by waiting for it. It will not be a matter of saying 'here it is' or 'there it is.' Rather, the kingdom of the father is spread out upon the earth, and men do not see it."


Unlike his later fellow desperadoes, Ben-Pandera venerated the Jewish clergies worth telling the truths … Since about 2000 years, the Christians cannot say how their top felon from the death row ascended into a heaven if there is no heaven at all? How could Godot (Ben-Pandera) return from heavens if he never had gone to it...?

The Mafiosi desire "foregiveness" in order to continue their terror of vindictiveness
 The love by which the trinity of Satan, his Anoited One (Greek: Christos) and all their adherents (Christians) loves the world. The heaven it provides for humankind! At the moment, the business is impaired by the incapability of suppressing the truths about the terror of criminality of Christianity.

Obviously when the sentenced felon escaped his execution by a stuntman and fled from Jerusalem to Mayuam-i-Isa (verbatim: the place where Jesus dwelled) close to Damascus, the felon got another „excellent“ idea: to live under a new name (Shaul, Paul) since the verdict of the death penalty still was pending and could be repeated with the true felon, at any time. A very enemy of Christianity – completely unknown in Jerusalem -- converted to the sect he purportedly prosecuted. What matches more the pattern of a desperado`s way of thinking...?
Although the book of perfidies (thieves`cant: „inerrant and infallible god`s word“) lies him having gone to heaven 40 days after his stunt of „rising from the dead“ (see: Ac 1: 3-12), the mentioned Christian terrorist Irenaeus admits that Ben-Pandera (Jesus „Christ“) at least „survived“ as well his „execution“, as „rising from the dead“ as „ascension into heaven“ at least for about twenty years, verbatim:

„He (Ben-Pandera, Jesus „Christ“ or Satan`s catamite) still (after „rising from the dead“ and „ascension into heave“) fulfilled the office of a Teacher, even as the Gospel and all the elders testify; those who were conversant in Asia with John, the disciple of the Lord, [affirming] that John conveyed to them that information. And he (John) remained among them up to the times of Trajan (98-117 Roman Emperor).  Some of them, moreover, saw not only John, but the other apostles also, and heard the very same account from them, and bear testimony as to the [validity of] the statement. [5]

Who knows more unscrupulous liars than the Christian Mafiosi (thieves`cant: „god`s chosen ones“)...? One never knows how much (criminality of) Christianity[6] has to suffer from „heretics“... 68 of 72 „gospels“ purportedly are forged since the shmucks n` mucks only could manipulate 4 and not 72! Even the strongest fighters of „heresies“, e.g. Irenaeus, all of a sudden turn out as „heretics“... And there are still people contesting that Christians have to suffer from something else but from their depravity and criminality...

The just cited quotation is additional evidence that the Christians forged their „god`s word“ even after the second century. The passages to which Irenaeus refers do not exist, any longer. According to „The Gospel of James“, his Jesus`fellow desperadoes are angry that after 550 days the „ascended one“  reappeared to them although having promised to disappear from the scene, after forty days (see: Ac 1:3-12) and forever.[7] James says to the top  criminal canting  his shame and disgrace of being a felon from the death row as „vicarious atonement“ for all the criminal Christians:

"Lord, do not mention to us the cross and the death, for they are far from you."[8]


So, please do not chide the Christians for always lying and deceiving... Who but duffers n` bluffers or thugs n` nuts could object...?
How can the Christian dastards puff up themselves as „shepherds“ and degrade their fellow humans as „sheep“ if admitting that everything is contrived for their selfishness (thieves` cant: „modesty“, „humbleness“ and „selflessness“)...? „The Lord contrived all things....“ [9]
Hans Atrott



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[2] George Carey, Archbishop of Canterbury quoted according to: Reuters, July 31, 1999, posted to the web on:  08/01/1999,on:,  last call: 10/02/2008


[3] Irenaeus, Against the Heresies, loc. cit., 3:12:1,


[4] The Gospel According to Thomas,  Logion 113


[5] Irenaeus, Against the Heresies, loc. cit., 2:22:5,


[6] See: Declaration of the pope of March 12, 2000


[7] The Gospel of James, sometimes prophylacticly  also called:  Apocryphon of James, loc. cit.


[8] Ibidem


[9]The Acts of John, §102