CHRISTIANS‘”ASCENSION DAY“: Jesus did not ascend into Heaven, already since he did not believe in Heaven

Written by

Hans Atrott

Author of Jesus’ Bluff


 According to Ac 1:3 Jesus “Christ” lived for forty days after his purported rising from the death:

Ac 1:3 NRSV

3 After his (Jesus’) suffering he presented himself alive to them by many convincing proofs, appearing to them during forty days and speaking about the kingdom of God.


Ac 1:9-12 NRSV

9 When he (Jesus) had said this, as they were watching, he was lifted up, and a cloud took him out of their sight.

10 While he was going and they were gazing up toward heaven, suddenly two men in white robes stood by them.

11 They said, "Men of Galilee, why do you stand looking up toward heaven? This Jesus, who has been taken up from you into heaven, will come in the same way as you saw him go into heaven."


After the lapse of forty days, “he (Jesus) was lifted up, and a cloud took him out of their sight” (Ac 1:9) into heaven. Since then, the death penalty convict purportedly is sitting “at the right hand of God” (Mr 16:19, Lu 22:69), although bragging about being “god” himself… Now, we have to wait for Godot’s (Jesus’) return from heaven since “This Jesus, who has been taken up from you into heaven, will come in the same way as you saw him go into heaven" (Ac 1:11). Consequently, if there was no ascension into heaven, there will be no return from it.   Here, not only truths stand against this ruthless lies but the same scripture of the Christians' fabrication of “god’s word”. Nobody is perfect and Christian liars, not at all!

Ac 25:19 NRSV

19 Instead they (the Jews decades after Ben-Pandera’s purported death, respectively, ascension into heaven) had certain points of disagreement with him (“Paul”) about their own religion and about a certain Jesus, who had died, but whom Paul asserted to be alive.


The Mafiosi desire "foregiveness" in order to continue their terror of vindictiveness
 The love by which the trinity of Satan, his Anoited One (Greek: Christos) and all their adherents (Christians) loves the world. The heaven it provides for humankind! At the moment, the business is impaired by the incapability of suppressing the truths about the terror of criminality of Christianity.

This is a summary of a testimony Christian agitator “Saul” or “Paul” gave to  Roman procurator Porcius Festus reported in “The Acts of the Apostles”, i.e. the same “god’s word” purporting the death penalty convict’s “ascension into heaven.   Porcius Festus was Roman procurator of Judea from 58 C.E. to 62 C.E... [1]  Evidently, the individual the Christians palm off as having died “for the (enormous) sins of the Christians”, having “resurrected” and “ascended into heaven” (purportedly forty days after resurrection) at least and demonstrably still wreaked havoc on earth in the year 60 C.E.[2], likely even later! Of course, if he neither died on the gallows or cross but a stuntman, then it is to question what he did after his stunt of "dying". So, it is the best trick to attach a suicide to the one that really died and to lie the impostor having ascended into heaven.  The “modest” impostor did not ascend into heaven, already because he did not believe in the existence of heaven (and consequently he did not believe in god).


Lu 20:17 NRSV

20 ¶ Once Jesus was asked by the Pharisees when the kingdom of God was coming, and he answered, "The kingdom of God is not coming with things that can be observed;

21 nor will they say, ‘Look, here it is!’ or ‘There it is!’ For, in fact, the kingdom of God is among you."


How can “Godot”   ascend into heaven and return from heaven if there is no heaven to come, at all? Here, Christians’ (fake) of “god’s word” assures that there is no life hereafter, i.e. no heaven to which one could ascend. Consequently, Christians’ terror that everybody complying with Christian clergies’ lust for powers after death will ascend into heaven and those who are not subservient to them have to go to hell is nothing but counterfeit money. It is an abominable roguery to keep humans as prey in leading strings by making them waiting for “Godot”.  By the way, the Christians contrived a “twofold coming” (Canon Muratori) of Godot (“Christ”) because he could not perform that what the Bible (argot: “Old Testament”) predicts him to do, e.g. “Last Judgment”. Hence, the Christian liars are used to telling the duped prey that “Godot” will do everything when he will appear a second time.

As demonstrated in the book “Jesus’ Bluff”, other scriptures -- the Christians wanted to destroy forever -- account these views of Ben-Pandera in greater detail. Even among religions there are the black sheep. Christianity is a black sheep among them. Even among “gods” there is a black sheep. For example, “god” is a black sheep if Godot succeeds in being addressed and worshiped as “god”…

However, “Doomsday” (see: Mt 16:28, Mr 9:1, Lu 9:27) “Godot” predicted for the lifetime of his generation, he indeed perpetrated.  This “Armageddon” “regretfully” is known as the conflagration on Rome, in the year 64. So, do not always chide him for failing to fulfill his promises

05/10/2010 Hans Atrott

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[1] See: Wikipedia, the Free Online Encyclopedia, Porcius Festus, on: , last call: 05/09/2009

[2] According to the German edition of Wikipedia encyclopedia from the year 60-62 Festus was procurator in Judea. See:, last call: 05/09/2009


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